OH MY GOD THIS IS THE LAMEST BLOG EVER

8 04 2012

Barring all Twilight fan blogs, this is pretty much the stupidest blog to exist on the World Wide Web. Figures, I made it when I was in eighth grade, when I was at the peak of imbecility. I will have to do something to remedy this at once. I can’t believe people read all this once upon a time. *Cringe* This is exactly why I hate blogs. They are literally records of embarrassment. I hate myself and will probably make a new blog soon if I feel like it. I was contributing to World Suck two years back. This is an awful realization! Of course, I always knew I was stupid back then. I had just forgotten exactly how stupid I was. Oh noes. EXTERMINATE!





Spoiler Alert! If you have not watched the entire season 3 of Castle, you shouldn’t read further.

5 06 2011

First, I am absolutely shocked at the dearth if avid Castle fans (like ME!) People have just started watching the third season and that sucks. 😛

Anyway. I just cannot digest the fact that BECKETT GETS FREAKING SHOT at the end of the last episode. And yes. Do they show if she survives, at LEAST? Na-a. They leave us precariously hanging off the edge of the cliff, about to fall any minute. And pretty much ready to jump as well, thanks to the frustration.

I mean. SHE GETS SHOT. Okay?! And at that AUSPICIOUS moment, Castle has to tell her he loves her. Twice. Friggin’ twice. And the fact that she’s SHOT (!!!!!!) pretty much ensures that he does not get any sort of reply/reaction. Be it an ‘I love you’ back at him or a cuff on the head.

And when does the fourth season start? SEPTEMBER. Sep-freaking-tember. How. Am. I. Supposed. To. Survive. Until. Then?! Don’t you DARE tell me to survive by eating and breathing.

And. The worst part of it all. Kate gets shot! đŸ˜„ I cried at the end of the episode, I swear. It was a spectacular episode, one that played with your emotions as well. How DO these people ACT like this?! I mean, in all the other TV shows I’ve watched, I’ve never seen such splendid acting. It’s like they’ve become the characters themselves! Yeah sure, How I Met Your Mother is awesome, Gossip Girl is awesome, la la la. But the thing is, it’s pretty easy to act those characters you know? I mean, I’m not talking like some kind of expert here. But it really is. Whereas in Castle it really IS difficult.

Stana Katic is just amazing. W-O-W. She’s like a real cop!

Anyway. Beckett. Is THE MOST AMAZING female character in television. There hasn’t been a single other character who has made me want to be her so badly! Well, except for Annabeth in Percy Jackson I suppose.  😛 I mean, her life is pretty bad actually, what with her mom and stuff. 😩 But what is amazing is the strength of her mind, the way she acts brave even when she isn’t really, just to keep others at ease. She’s like this really amazing woman you know? Unlike all the sluttish types who just run behind every member of the opposite sex they happen to chance upon. She’s someone you can really look up to.

And unlike the usual crap TV churns out, this show is actually really good!

I’m so glad there’s good stuff like this to combat all the dreadful stuff like Twilight. 😛 I mean, balance you know? We can’t be completely pervaded by crap. We need something to keep us anchored and remind us that something called ‘good’ actually exists in today’s entertainment industry! xP

Okay. I’m getting too serious. Anyway. I LOVE CASTLE. ❀ Even though the makers are complete sadists.

I canNOT wait for the next season. Why oh WHY can’t it come faster? =(

 

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31 05 2011

I’m currently going through a rough patch, so I’m writing this just to sort of  alleviate my mixed emotions..anger, disappointment etc etc. You know the type. 😛 So you don’t really have to read this. If there’s anyone actually visiting my blog of course. 😛

People suck. At least, most of them do. You get this impression about them, but it pretty much always changes soon. Something happens that makes you see them in a new light.

Be it friend or enemy. Isn’t it just strange how a really close friend can turn into an enemy over time, while an enemy can become a best friend? Time. Time is what wrecks basically everything you have until you have only yourself left.

In life, people will hurt you. They will undermine your own opinion of what you are. They will make you think you’re worthless, boring, basically everything you’ve assumed you’re not. But DON’T BELIEVE THEM.

Believe in YOU. Believe in what you are. And don’t let some stupid bitch you once called ‘best friend’ change all that.

Who says, who says you’re not perfect, who says you’re not worth it, who says you’re the only one that’s hurting?

No one should change you, or make you reconsider who you are. Because you, and only you, know that.

People like this will try to make life miserable for you. By trying to instigate people against you. By insulting you. By bitching about you.

You know what? they’re just not worth your time. 🙂 IGNORE THEM.

And as for the shit they say? Those who matter won’t believe it. And those who believe it just don’t matter.





Percy Jackson..

29 05 2011

..is just about the coolest thing in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

Call me kiddish. But I LOVE those books. And OHMYGOSHHHHHHH the second part of the spin-off series The Heroes Of Olympus will be released on OCTOBER AAAAAHHHHH AND GUESS WHAT THE PROTAGONIST IS PERCY THIS TIME AAAAAAH!

Ok. Calm now. 😛

I wish I lived in the US because maybe I could attend the MEGA HUGE book release party then. 😩 BUT NO NO NOOO I LIVE AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE IN THE FREAKING MIDDLE EAST AND CAN JUST SIT AND DREAAAM ABOUT IT while studying for some or the other exam, no doubt. No freaking doubt. WHHHHHHAAAYYY?! Am I so unlucky? I have been marked my the heavens to endure the pain of studying while the even tof THE YEAR (at least according to me. 😛 For you it might be some kind of a nonsense party but I’m not that much of a partier, thank you very much. 😛 Partying definitely takes its toll on you and leaves you exhausted. You can just sit at home and read instead. A gazillion times better and INFINITELY more satisfying, believe mje.)

*Wails*





Exams. Need I say more?

18 10 2010

Before I start with the topic of exams, I NEED TO VENT OUT SOME FRUSTRATION (SOME? SOME?) WHICH I HAVE BEEN KEEPING BURIED INSIDE ME. AND THAT I CAN ONLY DO THIS WAY:

I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school I hate my school

I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE I HATE CBSE WAY MORE

Also, copy and paste is totally underrated.

Anyway.  So all of you out there must be wondering, “What the hell is this CBSE thingy this insane person is talking about? I’m outta here.” Except for all those Indians who know full well not only WHAT CBSE is, but the way it tortures us and makes us BEG for mercy. Which never comes, by the way.

So basically, CBSE is a curriculum. Which all Indian schools all over the world are obliged to follow. I think. Anyway, I attend a CBSE curriculum school. And let me tell you, it is HELL. COMPLETE HELL.

The number of exams and tests they make you write? OVERWHELMING. FREAKING OVERWHELMING. They bring in all kinds on new ideas, and they think they are being SO marvellously clever and smart that clever and smartness would be jealous. But we all know what they REALLY are. CUNNING. EVEN MORE CUNNING THAN FOXES AND WOLVES FROM SOME KIDS’ TALES. And WHY, you ask me? Because they implement new examination systems every year, and pretend as if they are doing us some big huge favour, when they are NOT. They are SO NOT. And the worst part? I am pretty sure they know it too. They are sadists who gain pleasure from seeing us in crippling pain.

Okay, in case there are any CBSE lovers around [Do they even exist?] I may be exaggerating the slightest bit. So you don’t need to go all “You are a lazy sucker” on me, thank you. And even if you did see this, it wouldn’t make the slightest bit of difference because guess what? THE INDIAN CONSTITUTION PROVIDES THE RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO ITS CITIZENS! And while I do not reside in India, I AM AN INDIAN CITIZEN! I HAVE MY PASSWORD FOR PROOF! SO YOU CAN BUZZ RIGHT OFF!

Okay, WAY too much Social Studies. And why, you ask? Because my wonderful, much awaited examinations are going on. I was being sarcastic, by the way, in case you’re too thick to get it, or lack a sarcasm radar, in which case I sympathize with you.

Anyway, the social exam went good. But I see gloomy prospects ahead for Science. I know that makes me sound like a bizarre Trelawney, but it doesn’t really change things. Oh, and I see SUCH gloomy prospects ahead for Math that they are currently inexpressible. I know Trelawney is an old fraud, but if I hired her now and made her give me one of her horrible predictions, she wouldn’t be too far off the mark.

I have to retire to my bed chamber now. Goodnight, ya’all! It feels good to be back. ^^





I don’t really know what title I can give this post, so read on to find out what it is about.

7 04 2010

Well, the situation should be basic enough to understand. I was so utterly bored, more bored than I’ve ever been in my life before, that I started musing on certain..well, stuff. It was quite a miracle, obviously, since that was probably the first time in the entire vacation that I had put my brains to some use. [Well, besides the use of thinking up wacky comments for facebook, and worrying about the open house, which, by the way, is tomorrow, so it would be wonderful of all my readers to pray for me, as that might be the only way I might survive through it and continue to update this blog.] Anyway. It all basically comes down to the fact that I have been, very discernibly, putting my holidays to total waste, something I do not really regret, since that’s what holidays are meant for [according to me, anyway.DEFINITELY not according to my mom]. So yeah, I was wondering- okay, I should probably not say that since it makes me sound like the principal of some school giving a speech-well, I was using my brains to think about facebook. And other social networking sites. We often wish that people wouldn’t interfere in our lives and advise interfering people not to poke their noses into our business. However, by joining social networking sites, aren’t we quite perceptibly laying out our lives for people to see? And no matter how much we try to deny it, aren’t we making other people’s lives our business? I am not accusing anyone, because I myself am subject to each of these- um- accusations. I am as much to blame as anyone in my friend’s list on facebook. These sites have their pros, of course. For example, it helps to spread news like wildfire, which can also be a bad thing, but here I mean it as a good thing. Obviously. And it also helps us to keep in contact with people we don’t see often. But these sites, undeniably, also feed our curiosity and inquisitiveness to know more about other people’s lives. That is definitely part of their appeal. It is also probably one of the reasons that, one people join them, they are rendered almost unable to deactivate. Some people even hold accounts on multiple social networking sites. As if one isn’t more than enough! I assure you, the same can be said for me, because right now facebook is one of the only things which are keeping me alive; else I would have killed myself out of boredom weeks ago. But I would like to advise everyone else to try not to get as hooked on facebook as me. Especially if you are the curious kind of person. I mean, the kind of person curious about others’ lives. Because you always have a choice. Which is, in this case, choosing between being a normal person and being an interfering busybody.





Boredom+Fury= Random post!

20 03 2010

Wow.

I am on the WARPATH right now. Like LITERALLY.

I was suffering from acute boredom today morning, staring at the facebook homepage with a glum look on my face [at least, what I assume was a glum look, since I don’t make a point of placing mirrors wherever I go], when an imaginary lightning bolt (sent by an imaginary Zeus) struck me. I could update my blog! Which I haven’t updated in the past few millenia! So I tried to access WordPress from Google Chrome. Notice the ‘tried to’. Although I have been instructed by certain people [*ahem ahem* Rameshji *ahem ahem*] that saying ‘tried to’ is merely escapism, in this case it is not. It is NOT. Thanks to my wondrous (not) luck, Google Chrome suddenly turned abysmally slow and staunchly refused to display the page. I waited till the point where I just COULD NOT wait any longer. Needless to say, this killed half of my enthusiasm. Half heartedly, I headed to Netscape Navigator. I do not prefer to use this browser much. It just doesn’t seem to work for me. Anyway, I reached the ‘New Post’ page and then started typing my long and dismal tale. I happened to look away for a second. When I looked back at the screen, it’s all disappeared except for a single ‘n’. Just because I happened to click my mouse. Wow. What an amazing surprise! At this point, needless to say, I was seething with anger. And I typed all this again. In a crazed frenzy.

I must be the most patient person of the 21st century. Anyone who went through the same ordeal would probably throw their laptop out of the balcony in a fit of rage. I am definitely not as patient as Sir Issac Newton, because- well, I think we all know the story. That one in which his dog Diamond burned his papers by mistake? Anyway, I am probably one of the most patient people living. And it would be nice if a few people could actually bother to read this post. At least my effort would be worthwhile. I am getting zero readers [I think] which is probably my own fault since I haven’t posted in a long time, but whatever. A blogger still likes people reading their blog, you know? Even if he/she hasn’t posted in a long time. And anyway, the great Aiswarya is back with yet another random post. At least, as random as you can get when all you want to do is to just slash your laptop with one of those celestial bronze swords. (As mentioned in Percy Jackson) I don’t know if they work on machines, though. They just pass through mortals apparently, but since machines cannot be counted as ‘mortals’….anyway, I better work on crafting a celestial bronze sword capable of slaying the great menace that is my laptop. Maybe that would motivate my parents to BUY.A.NEW.ONE.

Furiously yours